Or if he tells me about someone who has a lame, nagging wife, I say, "See how good you have it?"
Without fail, there will be some news story about a man chopping up his wife with an axe and he says, "See honey, I could be like that, see how good you have it?"
Brandon sent me an email with a link to a forum post about a nasty apartment and writes, "WOW.".
Here it is: (and it's a feast for the eyes. My personal favorite is the ironing board.)
"This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found:
The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the leaks, i gagged non stop."
The following is our email conversation afterwards:
Cara:
and you say our house is bad....ba duh dum!
and you say our house is bad....ba duh dum!
Brandon:
(in cara voice) "at least it's not like that, you see how much worse it could be?"
Cara:
That's what I meant.
Brandon:
I know.