Thursday, April 10, 2008

Don't Be Jealous

I was minding my own business this morning, opening my email as usual, when I happened upon one in my junk mail folder. Boy, am I glad I opened it! I can only imagine what opportunities would have passed me by if I had not checked in time and it had been deleted forever!

Here is the message:

I AM MR. CHING WONG A CITIZEN OF HONG KONG WORKING WITH Hang Seng Bank . I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU. PLEASE AND PLEASE DO NOT BE EMBARASED,I AM SEEKING YOUR ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (Twenty MILLION DOLLARS). If you will be so kind enough to grant me the permission, I will be glad to give the details.MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. PLEASE REPLY AT chingwonn@hotmail.com

I am so excited! I will be so rich, I will never blog again! I will have my new servants take turns doing it for me. It will probably be better anyway. Now maybe I shouldn't have posted this, because some of my "friends" will want to take this opportunity for themselves...Don't do it!!! This is MINE. I will contact Ching Wong at my earliest convenience!! I am SOOO lucky!!!

See ya suckers!!

6 comments:

TheShippenFamily said...

No baby yet. I took the ticker thing down it was depressing to see a 0. Since you are rich now I expect a dang good baby gift!!

amanda said...

wow you are lucky!!

i wish ching wong knew my email address :)

MCmommy said...

Look, don't be jealous but Chin Wong and I went out to dinner last night. It was an all you can buffet. Delish. He's my sugar daddy. But not my baby daddy.

jimaie.marie said...

dude, you are going to be rolling in the DOLLA BILLS soon! lucky ducky!

oh man, why didn't I get some spam, i mean exciting mail such as this one in my inbox today?! DANG IT!

Omgirl said...

I'm not sure of the math on 40% of twenty MILLION DOLLARS, but I'm pretty sure it's...yep, a buttload. Certainly worth a little bit of help to old Ching Wong. I can't believe he found you first. Dang!

Michelle said...

Cara! you are the funniest person I know!